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Barmaid: What can I get you babe?... Jack: Three pints of grolsh... Babe.... *Long silence...* Kev: *Snigger* Did... You just call her babe?... Barmaid: *Snigger* Jack: .......... Yeah --------------------- Ste: These are the chicks that do the Teen Titan song... Jack: What the hell am I doing watching th... *See's the asian version of the fonz... His second name turns out to be Wolf* Jack: WHOA!... Its the Wolf!!!... Amazing! --------------------- Lei: Tell me Jack... Why is everyone in your company very low on enthusiasm?... Jack: Well... I'm glad you asked that... Cause there is quite a funny story behind it... *Gets done in by everyone* --------------------- The last week has been ultimi Bizarro!... Once again I have been lacking in an update and so forth here I am writings such things... It all started last sunday when I spoke the words to Rhea.... "This week is going to be a bad week"... Her reply... "I know...."... Its been very hit and miss being honest... Very hit and miss indeed.... *Farp* The events above just about some up the major highlights of the week...
For one... I'm on some mandatory corse that I can't seem to escape... Bunched up with scag heads as I prefere to call them... Most of them are kewl dudes and nice people... But at the end of the day Im still surrounded by scags and orange ladies... I keep pissing everyone off with what I call jokes that only insult everyone around me... But then I keep redeeming mysef with sly comments that have them all laughing... :|... Odd... Did Archery on Thursday and falling off mountains... Swear to god... First shot I did got the bullseye... Then after that... I couldn't hit a dam thing... Terrible :|... Was pure chuffed at first... CHUFFED!... Ab sailing was funny cause the girls were so pathetic... Made me laugh watching them roll across the board at the top whilst I chanted in unison with the others some rather offence things... Ste was showing off his Sky when I went round to his on Friday... All we pretty much did was sit off and watch cartoons until all hours... After that it was Saturday and so forth I went to my father bears to watch the big derby...Blah Blah Blah... Bad result and such... Then went drinking... First with the old man having about five pints of stout... Meh... Just kidding... Larger it was... he kept winning on all th machines like he always does... So the night was pretty much paid for... Until I departed and agreed for the night out... Was jus a bog standard night out... Me, Ste, Kev and B... Went the usual places and then the CH... Ste got off before hand however (Wise move)... So then it was just us three... Upon entering I had the worse game of pool on the worse table... I had a chance to win the game... Black over corner pocket... Ball on other side of table... I gave it a decent hit... And it bounced high in the air after hitting something that was under the green surface and flew off the table... Me and Kev left shortly have anyhow... Wasn't really our night... But that is when the problems began upon leaving the CH... We spent about 2 hours overall looking for a cab I reckon... We seen many sites... Drunken men being unable to stand on their own two legs... Had me and Kev laughing... A bunch of lads questioning us wanting to know if we had a phone charger on us... :|... Bumped into Nicolas McKevitt I think his name was... Had a brief convo with him before setting off to look for Cab again after going back and forth several times... Then was approached by a poor young woman crying her eyes out... Some black guy had been following her... She stayed with us until he passed by... I urged her to go to the police or phone someone to pick her up... But she had it figured with him passed by she'd be ok... Freaky thing was Im almost certain that black guy passed us again about 5 mins later... Kev thought it would be best to go back and see what was going on... But when we got back had lost him... So we simply stuck it out for a cab... After about fifteen minutes... I had to knock on the window of a parked cab by traffic lights and say "£20 if you'll take us to Anfield"... "Money Talks my friend... Get in" his relply was before we got in... And that was our Saturday Night! :|... Crazy week... God knows what the next will be like Other news: We have an ideal cast sorted out for LoN... Problem is I still need pics of everyone for the banner... Sponsership has been sorted as well as the assosiation... But I need those pics guys!!!... Pronto!... Also... Changed Site theme to something more christmassy for this month... |
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