Song: "Stripped" Rammstein
Mood: Sence of well being...
Quote: If it smells funny... Its probably because you've farted...
Yes I have come to conclude after these days of late that it is well enough time to update the blogg... I apologize in advance once again for the lack of updates before I even begin... But there are a few good reasons why I havn't... The main one not really being all too motivated the last month... As you can tell pretty much too much occured in Jacks last month... All too much to cram into one minor post... Anyhow... With World of Warcraft in its weekly maintenece I have taken my time now to write a post...
Various things indeed have occured that would make one's left brow raise quite considerably... From heavy rocking fire obsessed Germans... To messages beyond the unknown... To life threatening situations and the wonderful job of being a working man...
Now the title above indeed does pose a question that went unanswered for near enough 7 months now... Upon the round I do there is a certain house that we do... It has leaded windows like a fair few on the round... On the back is a huge conservatory and a few hard to reach windows... But what caught my eye coming into the early of my still starting up career... I noticed on one of the windows across the lead on the back window upstairs the words "Welcome to Hell"... Now that made me ponder why and how such a message came to be written... I never cleaned that window again since I was always working on the front... But with the sudden disapearence of Co Worker Benny... I now find myself doing it again... I slowly placed my ladders just below the foot of the infernal leaded window and sloly scaled upwards in order to do my job as I always do... It was sunny and quite warm but yet for some random reason it was also snowing quite heavily... Weather had been this random all day... But as I raised myself to bear witness to the message... I couldn' help but feel a slight shiver down my spine seeing the message "Welcome to Hell Mr Window Cleaner" written several times on various parts of the lead across the window... I couldn't help but feel really uneasy as everything seemed to go so silent...
Now the title above indeed does pose a question that went unanswered for near enough 7 months now... Upon the round I do there is a certain house that we do... It has leaded windows like a fair few on the round... On the back is a huge conservatory and a few hard to reach windows... But what caught my eye coming into the early of my still starting up career... I noticed on one of the windows across the lead on the back window upstairs the words "Welcome to Hell"... Now that made me ponder why and how such a message came to be written... I never cleaned that window again since I was always working on the front... But with the sudden disapearence of Co Worker Benny... I now find myself doing it again... I slowly placed my ladders just below the foot of the infernal leaded window and sloly scaled upwards in order to do my job as I always do... It was sunny and quite warm but yet for some random reason it was also snowing quite heavily... Weather had been this random all day... But as I raised myself to bear witness to the message... I couldn' help but feel a slight shiver down my spine seeing the message "Welcome to Hell Mr Window Cleaner" written several times on various parts of the lead across the window... I couldn't help but feel really uneasy as everything seemed to go so silent...
Its strange but its dam true... But from what I found out from Derrick... Apparently its always been written there ever since he started cleaning the house... The first time I did the house I must of only just noticed the first part of the message... But ya can't blame me for my first initial uneasy feeling... I literally fought some kind of hell god was out to get me cause I clean windows... Almost reminds me of that really nasty old lady who said "He's not a very good window cleaner"... But she said it as if I wasn't right there infront of her... Which I was... I don't hate the elderly... But I do dislike individuals when they judge my work which hasn't been better.... Im telling you... Those windows were spottless... Its like all that was there was Hair dresses logo floating in the air... It was so clean... I think she was just angered since she had to stand up whilst I cleaned them... Who knows... Silly old woman... Anywho
Got Xbox live... And guess what!... It doesn't work!!!....
Seen Rammstein and the Dressden Dolls... Both were dam amazing... But without a shadow of a doubt Rammstein thus far has taken the crown for their live act... Best I have seen yet... And I seen They Might be Giants... Now thats gotta count for something... Next one on the list is System of a down... I know its early days yet... But i am already fearing for my life much like I did during the big squash at the beginning of Rammstein... I remember when a mosh pit tried to form not far to my left... About 4 guys pushing each other about nearly falling over... But within about 10 seconds when they established a small space... A wave of people simply closed in and crushed all of them... Poor buggers... Was funny though... Much like Ste's and Especially Kev's reaction to the whole concert... You had me going absolutley nuts in the sence that Rob would of been proud of... You had Ste sitting back with his arms folded nodding his head like some kind of wanna be rap superstar simply appriciating the music... And then there was Kev...Who remained absolutley silent and perfectly stationary through out the whole thing...
And curse Anime... Its because of Anime that Ning was born... I just remembered now... *Farp!*
Anyhow... I have came to a serious decision which occured last night... With all my friends training in breck Fu and thinking they are all hot snot... I have thus decieded to go down the path of Russian Martial Arts as soon as I get my drivers licence... Then I can think Im all hot snot too... I looked into it a little bit finding out where the lessons are and how they work... I was laughing at their somewhat arrogant nature towards the likes of Breck Fu however... They think Ki and all this Chi stuff is a load of ****... Personally I think thats a bit harsh of a thing to say... Im not a believer myself of such things but the principles of it is in my opinion can not go unoticed as its kinda just a way of explaining about relaxation and your inner self... I would only ever do Breck Fu if they taught me how to use a Ki Blast or a Special Beam Cannon... But for now Im gonna be all about Strenght and determination when I master Russian Martial Arts... Kev suggested that I begin working out now to ready myself for such a challenge... I take this... Ooh... Phone... Its Ste on the mobile... Asking if I am upto anything... I said no... Anyhow... Ill have to get down to the Gym I suppose and start working out ASAP...
I'll leave you guys with that thought... One day we can all spar... All you guys onto Sambo Jack... I thought I wasn't going to have much on this update... Seems I lied... You guys do what your doing... I'm gonna go nowand further practice my Special Beam Cannon ability... Aint cracked it yet.... Heh Heh Heh.... Cracker....
Keep Rockin!....
Ning Master
Aka Sambo Kcaj
Aka... Jack :D
Got Xbox live... And guess what!... It doesn't work!!!....
Seen Rammstein and the Dressden Dolls... Both were dam amazing... But without a shadow of a doubt Rammstein thus far has taken the crown for their live act... Best I have seen yet... And I seen They Might be Giants... Now thats gotta count for something... Next one on the list is System of a down... I know its early days yet... But i am already fearing for my life much like I did during the big squash at the beginning of Rammstein... I remember when a mosh pit tried to form not far to my left... About 4 guys pushing each other about nearly falling over... But within about 10 seconds when they established a small space... A wave of people simply closed in and crushed all of them... Poor buggers... Was funny though... Much like Ste's and Especially Kev's reaction to the whole concert... You had me going absolutley nuts in the sence that Rob would of been proud of... You had Ste sitting back with his arms folded nodding his head like some kind of wanna be rap superstar simply appriciating the music... And then there was Kev...Who remained absolutley silent and perfectly stationary through out the whole thing...
And curse Anime... Its because of Anime that Ning was born... I just remembered now... *Farp!*
Anyhow... I have came to a serious decision which occured last night... With all my friends training in breck Fu and thinking they are all hot snot... I have thus decieded to go down the path of Russian Martial Arts as soon as I get my drivers licence... Then I can think Im all hot snot too... I looked into it a little bit finding out where the lessons are and how they work... I was laughing at their somewhat arrogant nature towards the likes of Breck Fu however... They think Ki and all this Chi stuff is a load of ****... Personally I think thats a bit harsh of a thing to say... Im not a believer myself of such things but the principles of it is in my opinion can not go unoticed as its kinda just a way of explaining about relaxation and your inner self... I would only ever do Breck Fu if they taught me how to use a Ki Blast or a Special Beam Cannon... But for now Im gonna be all about Strenght and determination when I master Russian Martial Arts... Kev suggested that I begin working out now to ready myself for such a challenge... I take this... Ooh... Phone... Its Ste on the mobile... Asking if I am upto anything... I said no... Anyhow... Ill have to get down to the Gym I suppose and start working out ASAP...
I'll leave you guys with that thought... One day we can all spar... All you guys onto Sambo Jack... I thought I wasn't going to have much on this update... Seems I lied... You guys do what your doing... I'm gonna go nowand further practice my Special Beam Cannon ability... Aint cracked it yet.... Heh Heh Heh.... Cracker....
Keep Rockin!....
Ning Master
Aka Sambo Kcaj
Aka... Jack :D
