Song: "How can I live" Ill Nino
Mood: Tired... But OK!!!!
Quote: I think I've said too much...

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Celebrations!... Legend of Ning Bloff, or Blogg if you will, is well over one year old... I should of updated on its actual 1st anniversary which was well into July or so... But hell... Sue Me... Better late then never as the old irritating overused saying goes... Happy Birthday Ning!...

Ning Fact: Did you know... Around this time last year... Wait... No... I best leave this Ning fact out for another time...

Today I was humiliated on the infamous round... It just wasn't on! True story... Ok... Happened around 1:45 pm if I was to guess... I was working away as I usually did picking up those old heavy ladders and "carting" (Slang for transporting or moving for those that do not know) them around... I noticed that I got a funny glare from Derrick as I passed him by... I was listeNING (sorry...) to god knows what on my music player so I didn't really take much notice of why he could of been glaring in such an ill fashion...

Funny enough as I was working away... I'm sure I felt something on the side of my head for a moment... I brushed away and thought nothing else of it as loads of creepy crawlies constantly assault me as I destroy their homes and such... (Was only Monday when I was attacked by loads of baby wasps... B*stards have a hive on one of the houses we do... They all come crawling out of this small hole coming at me as if I was a Cylon out of Battlestar glactica... ) So anyhow... I continue working away getting to around 3/4 of the round...

I'm cleaning a bungalow house now... I’m at the back of it on the conservatory as big as the thing is... (Its like a second house)... And I notice something in the reflection of the Connie as I stare on with great anxiety slapped in expression form upon my face... Some big b*stard spider somehow managed to successfully build a web on the side of my god dam head... It was still a work in progress but pretty much had the construction under wraps... I stood there looking at the big hairy son of a b*tch as he looked back at me with all eight eyes as if he was shrugging...

My reaction to such a thing at times would understandably just throw the dam thing off making a rather feminine noise whilst brushing the web out my hair... But this time... I was angered... And why you ask?... Not only had this spider violated my personal space... Not only had he sat there insulting my awareness by building a web on the side of my head... But the b*stard also managed to catch a god dam fly in the process of construction... It doesn't happen in real life!!!... The fly was like huge... And still alive... And all this time I thought it was just the tag on my hat rubbing against the side of my head...

The spider didn't live much longer after this event... I know you all look at me as the baddie for ending its life straight after it's conquest... But you have to look at it from my view... The spider built a web and caught a fly on my head... How could I let it live?!... I couldn't let it walk away cause then I would of known that somewhere out there... There was a huge hairy spider named Boris laughing to all his friends about how he scaled some stupid unawares b*stedo and caught one hell of a meaty dish... Such thoughts don't sit well with Jack... I'm very patient with insects and spiders on the round letting them flee for their lives before I crash and burn their homes with fairy liquid... But this one really did try my patience a little too much...

Anyhow... I have much to tell but I think that story will be enough for this post... I'm gonna make a few little changes to the layout of this blogg and such... Nothing too serious... Change of banner... Change of music... Alteration of bio... that kind of thing... But for the mean time I have one request of all of you...

Keep Rockin'

Ning Mauster!!!