Song: "Trust" Adema
Mood: Tired... Enthusa.... Enthusia... Whatever the hell the word is...

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Jack: I dont know... I leave you for five minutes Ste and look what happens!!....

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B: Moose?...

Ste: *Un hearable Grumble*

B: Moose....

Ste: Moose...

B: *Unhearable Grumble...*

Jack: ........

B: Moose...

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If there was one word to sum up the latest happenings in Jack's ongoing life of adventure since the last time I posted on this site... It would be... COLLOSAL...

For one... Christmas... And secondly... New Years day...

Anyhow... Moving on... Yesterday I recieved a phone call from a Russian whilst I was absent... I came home and heard the message he left on the phone before my eyes widened with alarm... Those Russian Mafia members had finally found me... They were finished with all the others... It was my turn to pass through the meat grinder and become a hamburger for some Russian with a huge moustache (Im talking about those huge ones where it moves and shuffles in all directions talking for the person) and a bonyeski like no other... No doubt his name will be Ivan... Or possibly Ian... Which reminds me... Steve's eventful birthday...

It was almost as eventful as Kev's Birthday which was so eventful... I dare to speak of it... The two of them are now 20 and Starks just around the corner... Scary stuff?... Nah... Age doesn't bother me... Not yet to say the least... When my spine twists the wrong way with age and both my legs collapse... About 20 minutes after I would begin to think... Im getting old....

As for New Years Resolutions... I had one but its cheating since I would of forfilled my objective in no more then a couple of days... A month tops... So Im gonna think of a new one... I was considering the topic "Moose Hunt"!... Roughly translated as going out and beginning to look for a future wife... But Im not that desperate... Not yet anyhow... If I reach the age of 47 maybe... Just maybe then Ill begin to panic.... Don't want to rush these kind of things and end up with some random orange lady just for the hell of it... Things dont work out that way in Jack's world... So my wonderful new years resolution?!... Its to at least write and complete one of the stories stored in that vault of a brain of mine :D:D:D.... Which one?... Dunno yet... But Id better act fast... Everyone uses up ideas pretty quick as both I and Targe can tell you many stories of...

So coming onto the next topic... Which brings me to the events today... For the first time in a long time... I had a bit of a breakdown and cried... Waking up at 6am in the morning isn't good... Oh no... Its not good at all.... its awful... Oh god!!!.... Awful... And what makes it worse... I gotta get up early tomorrow too... I rarley get a lie in... Last one I had was last week... Slept until about 2pm and got up feeling like sheet cause I over slept... I'm afraid to go onto MSN messenger these days... There are just too many people on my contact list and over 75% of them want me to make banners for them and such... And it really gets to me... One day... Ill say... F U Targe!!!... I mean... Nevermind....