Legend of Ning

Name: Ning Master / Ash / Madness / Jack / Byson

Age: 20

Location: Liverpool, England

Occupation: Window Cleaner

Interests: Writing, Creative Thinking...

Gig List:
Rammstein
Nine Inch Nails
They Might be Giants
Linkin Park
Papa Roach
S.O.A.D
KoRn
Lacuna Coil (Pending)
Breed 77
Corn Mo (TMBG Support)
Apocolyptica (Rammstein Support)
Lost Prophets (Linkin Park Support)

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Epilogue - Starky
Feral Ramblings - Ste
Razors Chronicles - B



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Sep 20, 2005

It doesn't happen in real Life...

Song: "How can I live" Ill Nino
Mood: Tired... But OK!!!!
Quote: I think I've said too much...

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Celebrations!... Legend of Ning Bloff, or Blogg if you will, is well over one year old... I should of updated on its actual 1st anniversary which was well into July or so... But hell... Sue Me... Better late then never as the old irritating overused saying goes... Happy Birthday Ning!...

Ning Fact: Did you know... Around this time last year... Wait... No... I best leave this Ning fact out for another time...

Today I was humiliated on the infamous round... It just wasn't on! True story... Ok... Happened around 1:45 pm if I was to guess... I was working away as I usually did picking up those old heavy ladders and "carting" (Slang for transporting or moving for those that do not know) them around... I noticed that I got a funny glare from Derrick as I passed him by... I was listeNING (sorry...) to god knows what on my music player so I didn't really take much notice of why he could of been glaring in such an ill fashion...

Funny enough as I was working away... I'm sure I felt something on the side of my head for a moment... I brushed away and thought nothing else of it as loads of creepy crawlies constantly assault me as I destroy their homes and such... (Was only Monday when I was attacked by loads of baby wasps... B*stards have a hive on one of the houses we do... They all come crawling out of this small hole coming at me as if I was a Cylon out of Battlestar glactica... ) So anyhow... I continue working away getting to around 3/4 of the round...

I'm cleaning a bungalow house now... I’m at the back of it on the conservatory as big as the thing is... (Its like a second house)... And I notice something in the reflection of the Connie as I stare on with great anxiety slapped in expression form upon my face... Some big b*stard spider somehow managed to successfully build a web on the side of my god dam head... It was still a work in progress but pretty much had the construction under wraps... I stood there looking at the big hairy son of a b*tch as he looked back at me with all eight eyes as if he was shrugging...

My reaction to such a thing at times would understandably just throw the dam thing off making a rather feminine noise whilst brushing the web out my hair... But this time... I was angered... And why you ask?... Not only had this spider violated my personal space... Not only had he sat there insulting my awareness by building a web on the side of my head... But the b*stard also managed to catch a god dam fly in the process of construction... It doesn't happen in real life!!!... The fly was like huge... And still alive... And all this time I thought it was just the tag on my hat rubbing against the side of my head...

The spider didn't live much longer after this event... I know you all look at me as the baddie for ending its life straight after it's conquest... But you have to look at it from my view... The spider built a web and caught a fly on my head... How could I let it live?!... I couldn't let it walk away cause then I would of known that somewhere out there... There was a huge hairy spider named Boris laughing to all his friends about how he scaled some stupid unawares b*stedo and caught one hell of a meaty dish... Such thoughts don't sit well with Jack... I'm very patient with insects and spiders on the round letting them flee for their lives before I crash and burn their homes with fairy liquid... But this one really did try my patience a little too much...

Anyhow... I have much to tell but I think that story will be enough for this post... I'm gonna make a few little changes to the layout of this blogg and such... Nothing too serious... Change of banner... Change of music... Alteration of bio... that kind of thing... But for the mean time I have one request of all of you...

Keep Rockin'

Ning Mauster!!!

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Apr 9, 2005

What goes down surley must of been up

Song: "Learning to Breath" Switchfoot (Frav song of all time)
Mood: Tired but Fine

Another day and another week... Wow... So Cliched... If I even managed to spell that right... Thing's ain't been going right for some time now... I've been feeling a wee bit down the last few weeks but not so long ago I've decieded to put the turd behind me and keep my head up... No point dragging your feet behind ya all the time... Won't get you anywhere... And things it seems are finally beginning to increase in shares... For one... Guess what?... No I'm not running for parliment... I'm doing the next best thing... House Minding :D....

My grandma is going away to Pontins and so forth I have been gifted with the opertunity to mind that fecking scary house which contains the demon Mr Peebody! Scary things always happen in my grandma's house... You hear doors opening and closing downstairs during the night... I sheet one completley on one night when I was nearly asleep on late night... And I could of sworn for the life of me... Absolutley sworn that I heard someone running up the stairs... My heart froze... Even more so then that time I was almost caught on the round doing the business in someone backyard grid (Its true :|... Recently I had another almost life threatening similar Experiance)... It wasn't until what felt like half an hour later until I gathered enough bottle (Translation: Courage) to get up and grab the bat I had left there from grandma's cupboard... I went investigating and found nothing... I searched upstairs making as much noise as I could to try and startle anyone that was there... But I found nothing and that made me so sheet scared... I even went downstairs and checked there... The only place I didn't search was the living room... I don't know why but I really just didn't want to go in there... Makes a chill go down my spine as I type this just remembering...

Strange things always happen there... And the dolls in the front room and Mr. Peebody are of no further comfort... And Ste texting me just now combined with the loudness of the infernal phone of mine just now mademe jump out of my skin.... How Silly...

Further news Im kinda off through half of next week... Derrick is going to the Liverpool Champions league game... Yes thats right... He's risking his life charging through many Nazi like Itallians to watch his team claim victory or face defeat... Thats hard-core... No doubt he will end up being dragged into some kind of riot... Cause face facts... Win or loose there is gonna be hell over there... As Derrick said when he flicked to the back of the Liverpool Echo reading how Uventis fans turned their backs showing the middle fingers "If they want another fist they can have one".... They be fighting words... He's a bad man...

On bad news I've been unable to get into contact with Sarah since seeing her in the KH coming onto over three weeks ago... I didn't hear from Nikki when I texted her... So to put it short all forms of communication have been cut... I can only hope now that I will see her again in the KH... But I get the feeling that won't be for a long time... And I'm really not looking hopeful anymore... I get the feeling if Sarah wanted to see me... She would of been at the KH the following week when me, Ste and B went there... Mow :(... I really do hope I see her again never the less... I can't help but think whether I messed up somewhere... Which knowing my luck I probably did...

Anywho... As you can tell veiwing the time I wrote this... There was a child bullying me during the whole time... yes thats right... Sally is demanding rights to the computer... And this washed up all politician who lost the leadership for Labour is going to have to accept defeat once again and move aside like he so often does...

Things havn't been too good... So its time I did something about it... I'll get back to what I have been doing the last fifteen years and thats keeping a smile on my face... Oh by the way... Im in the top 500 players of the whole world at Dead Or Alive Ultimate... I always said I was good at fighting games... And look... Its true :D...

Until next time... Take care

And Keep Rockin' *Farp*

Jack

aka Ningmaster, Sambo Kcaj, Ash and all other pointless 27 other names people know me by...

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Mar 4, 2005

Welcome to Hell.... Mr Window Cleaner...

Song: "Stripped" Rammstein
Mood: Sence of well being...
Quote: If it smells funny... Its probably because you've farted...

Yes I have come to conclude after these days of late that it is well enough time to update the blogg... I apologize in advance once again for the lack of updates before I even begin... But there are a few good reasons why I havn't... The main one not really being all too motivated the last month... As you can tell pretty much too much occured in Jacks last month... All too much to cram into one minor post... Anyhow... With World of Warcraft in its weekly maintenece I have taken my time now to write a post...

Various things indeed have occured that would make one's left brow raise quite considerably... From heavy rocking fire obsessed Germans... To messages beyond the unknown... To life threatening situations and the wonderful job of being a working man...

Now the title above indeed does pose a question that went unanswered for near enough 7 months now... Upon the round I do there is a certain house that we do... It has leaded windows like a fair few on the round... On the back is a huge conservatory and a few hard to reach windows... But what caught my eye coming into the early of my still starting up career... I noticed on one of the windows across the lead on the back window upstairs the words "Welcome to Hell"... Now that made me ponder why and how such a message came to be written... I never cleaned that window again since I was always working on the front... But with the sudden disapearence of Co Worker Benny... I now find myself doing it again... I slowly placed my ladders just below the foot of the infernal leaded window and sloly scaled upwards in order to do my job as I always do... It was sunny and quite warm but yet for some random reason it was also snowing quite heavily... Weather had been this random all day... But as I raised myself to bear witness to the message... I couldn' help but feel a slight shiver down my spine seeing the message "Welcome to Hell Mr Window Cleaner" written several times on various parts of the lead across the window... I couldn't help but feel really uneasy as everything seemed to go so silent...

Its strange but its dam true... But from what I found out from Derrick... Apparently its always been written there ever since he started cleaning the house... The first time I did the house I must of only just noticed the first part of the message... But ya can't blame me for my first initial uneasy feeling... I literally fought some kind of hell god was out to get me cause I clean windows... Almost reminds me of that really nasty old lady who said "He's not a very good window cleaner"... But she said it as if I wasn't right there infront of her... Which I was... I don't hate the elderly... But I do dislike individuals when they judge my work which hasn't been better.... Im telling you... Those windows were spottless... Its like all that was there was Hair dresses logo floating in the air... It was so clean... I think she was just angered since she had to stand up whilst I cleaned them... Who knows... Silly old woman... Anywho

Got Xbox live... And guess what!... It doesn't work!!!....

Seen Rammstein and the Dressden Dolls... Both were dam amazing... But without a shadow of a doubt Rammstein thus far has taken the crown for their live act... Best I have seen yet... And I seen They Might be Giants... Now thats gotta count for something... Next one on the list is System of a down... I know its early days yet... But i am already fearing for my life much like I did during the big squash at the beginning of Rammstein... I remember when a mosh pit tried to form not far to my left... About 4 guys pushing each other about nearly falling over... But within about 10 seconds when they established a small space... A wave of people simply closed in and crushed all of them... Poor buggers... Was funny though... Much like Ste's and Especially Kev's reaction to the whole concert... You had me going absolutley nuts in the sence that Rob would of been proud of... You had Ste sitting back with his arms folded nodding his head like some kind of wanna be rap superstar simply appriciating the music... And then there was Kev...Who remained absolutley silent and perfectly stationary through out the whole thing...

And curse Anime... Its because of Anime that Ning was born... I just remembered now... *Farp!*

Anyhow... I have came to a serious decision which occured last night... With all my friends training in breck Fu and thinking they are all hot snot... I have thus decieded to go down the path of Russian Martial Arts as soon as I get my drivers licence... Then I can think Im all hot snot too... I looked into it a little bit finding out where the lessons are and how they work... I was laughing at their somewhat arrogant nature towards the likes of Breck Fu however... They think Ki and all this Chi stuff is a load of ****... Personally I think thats a bit harsh of a thing to say... Im not a believer myself of such things but the principles of it is in my opinion can not go unoticed as its kinda just a way of explaining about relaxation and your inner self... I would only ever do Breck Fu if they taught me how to use a Ki Blast or a Special Beam Cannon... But for now Im gonna be all about Strenght and determination when I master Russian Martial Arts... Kev suggested that I begin working out now to ready myself for such a challenge... I take this... Ooh... Phone... Its Ste on the mobile... Asking if I am upto anything... I said no... Anyhow... Ill have to get down to the Gym I suppose and start working out ASAP...

I'll leave you guys with that thought... One day we can all spar... All you guys onto Sambo Jack... I thought I wasn't going to have much on this update... Seems I lied... You guys do what your doing... I'm gonna go nowand further practice my Special Beam Cannon ability... Aint cracked it yet.... Heh Heh Heh.... Cracker....

Keep Rockin!....

Ning Master

Aka Sambo Kcaj

Aka... Jack :D

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Jan 18, 2005

LoN - Target

Mood: Tired... Bog standard... Emotionless to say the least...
Song: "Sweet Misery" - Branch

Hello once again to the special Legend of Ning updates... Now if anyone ever knows any of my stories... Which I know at least Targe does... Unfortunatley... I am so incapable of making a simple story... I do not know how to say the least.... The perfect example is none other then the Legend of Ning itself... Now at the first gape of the plot development... You would think that was it?... That there was nothing else to the story except they go after WT and uncover the mystery of Ning master... But oh no... If you know me... My stories are never so simple... There is always some kind of unrelated bullsh*t that goes on during the main story... Little sub stories... Now... Little did any of you know that each and every individual member of the Legend Of Ning squad all have their own pasts... Personalities... And... u guessed it... Specialties...

In todays post since Targe's character has long been sorted out... We will go over the character Target who has already featured in a made up story of mine I have yet to write under a different name.., There will be indeed a full background story which in the not so distant future will lead off to that members own little side story which features themselves only based before the events that occur during the Legend of Ning... Anyhow... Here is Targes one...

Target
Played By: Steve
Ideal Casting: Uncomfired...
LoN Chapter: On the Road Again...
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Dave Hedgehog... better known as Target is considered a famous unlikley hero in the world as we know it... His scruffy hair cut... His chin of pure stubble... His blue hwaiian shirt and his totatlly blitzed pink Cadalac are what his image is... His claim to fame started earlier then you'd think... He was the boyfriend of the woman who is still today one of the leading authorities of Shadow Toilet... They had long been a comercial company by this time...

However... Due to Targets carefree lifestyle... The relationship wasn't going well... All he did was sponge money... Smoke Cigars and constantly crash his car putting up one hell of an insurance cost... He did nothing whilst his girlfriend slaved away for him... It was shocking to Target when he wasn't allowed in the house one day... A message of break up being left for him to see... Target was forced to leave wearing just about everything he owned... Driving off in his cadalac....

It was at this time that Target realised his wrongs and had a plan to set things right... He tried desperatley to get back with his girl... And after alot of convincing... She gave him an opertunity to prove himself... If he could do one single good deed... She would let him back into her life... With his mind set... Target smiled as he smoke his cigar driving one handed onto the highway... That was until running straight over a rare breed of raindeer...

Coming to a sudden halt he quickly rushed to the raindeer's aid... It was alive... But only just... Was this his time to show a good deed?... With yet another smoking smile on his face... Target set off strapping down the dying raindeer to the front of his cadalac... If he could take this raindeer to the vet before it died... Prehaps it would be the good deed he needed...

Thus began.... "On the Road Again".... A tale I wish not to spoil at this time as It has to be written... It is quite amusing.... It was after this quest that Target became the unlikley hero he is to this day... He even saved the mayor's life during an argument when Target shot him in the chest with a shot-gun... Part of the shell spread managed to clog up a hole he had in his heart that would of killed him in time...

Target is unpredictable... Extremley spawny to say the least... And unreliable as hell... But his lack of driving skills in his cadalac, dwarf like brutality and mass of cursing may be what is needed to take on WT...

As you can see... There is a whole chapter dedicated to the character... One I will write most likley after the whole main story is done... Im pretty close to completeing Ill Kneenio's background story so I guess he will be on the next update pretty soon...
Im considering making a group in MSN or what ever other ones there are... It will make more sence to make something like this there... I could then put it in chapters and such on posts and have all nice little banners and presentation :p.... The next Special LoN update will be coming alot sooner then most updates... Talk to ya all soon...

Keep Rockin...

Ning Master

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Jan 13, 2005

The Legend... The Myth... The True Story...

The Legend.... Of Ning...

As you all know... I have been undergoing a slow and somewhat sressful project which shares the same title as this meaningless website... To get as far as I am today with this epic Legend has cost me more then anyone can comprehend... More then just blood... sweat... and tears have been forced upon the colossus that stands tall... More then just true though... determination... and supreme patience has been needed to take on such a task... Many... lives... were lost... making this dream... a reality... And even now... It is still not complete...

I look forth to what I have created so far... I look to see if all my hard work and serious thought have paid off... All those years of despair and tourment... When my eyes widen at the holy light that sheds down upon me... All I can do is shed a tear... A tear that shows how pretty pissed off I am with the whole disaster it has become...

Moving on!!... The Legend of Ning... A funny story to say the least... For one it is based on three different stories I have decieded to merge... One of them being the "Faggots of Justice"... A deep tale about a small unlikley strike team having to take on one the evil global monopoly's of the word... WT! (Welsh Transit)... Another tale which has been pooled together with this story of passion and welsh weirdo's is none other then Asset Training originated "Door to Door salesmen"... A random tale which brought the debut to Ning Master in the fictional department along with "Shadow Toilet" and the infamous "Ning Corporation"...

Fun Fact: Did you know that Ning was created by yours truley nearly 7 years ago?... It was born in America... In Fabulous Las Vegas to be precise... It was born during a discussion with my brother one night when the mother bear and step dude went out for some shopping... We were left with a sleeping child known only as "Du Childe of ze Infernoa!"... Or Sally if you prefere... Its not much younger then Sally herself...

And what better way to finish off the whole mix then to write it in the fashion of... "The Monk that Stinks of Beef"... Another tale I one day intent to write... Wait... Moment of Sanity... What the hell goes on in that imagination of mine?!... Moment Over... So what is the story to the Legend of Ning?... How does it involve you?... Well... To make any kind of sence of this random mess... I will go through the plot of this epic with you...

Just over Thrity- Five years ago... The world was in total chaos... Terrorist activities were at large... Stock holdings and shares in companies around the world flopped... Law and Order was nowhere to be seen... The streets paved wth riots... And even reports of zombie monkeys were starting to pop up here and there... How could this of happened to a fine world?... There was only one cause... A company that stood tall marveling upon the destruction... A new power had risen in society and had only one goal in its reign of terror unleashed upon the civilized world.... To flood the world with toilet water.... "Shadow Toilet!"...

Shadow toilet had everything in its grasp... Using its weapons of mass destruction... (Explosive toilets)... They had the world in a tight grasp... With toilets installed in everyhome in the world... Global powers could do nothing but watch the world crumbled before them as ST took it all... But one man stood up... One man alone could not stand the sight of another toilet flushing dead carcases out of the living room... He was none other then the legendary Ning Master... He and once again... he alone entered the heavily forified sky scraper that was ST HQ... After a great confrontation with Geoff Master Zero... Ning Master successfully set off every toilet in the building causing it to flood its entire contents out into the street before mysteriously exploding... Shadow Toilet was in ruins... Ning Master... A hero... Geoff Master Zero... Missing after the fall of Shadow Toilet...

It should of all been over back then... But twelve years after... Ning Master... went missing... Rumour began to creep up that he set up his own company... The sudden appearance of Ning Corporation was no give away... Little was known about the company... Until it bought out what remained of Shadow Toilet... Shadow Toilet now is no more then a multi zillion toilet making company that makes toilets of our future... For our children... And their plastic babies... And so forth.... But a new threat to the civilized world has suddenly burst from the ashes of the last predassessor or whatever the world is... A company known Only as... WT!!!.... Welsh Transit... There red transit vans appear everywere... Half a dozen personal WT soldiers srpinging out from the back fully armed with "Laser Teck 4000 Super Soaker 900! v. 2.1's!"... They slaughter so needlessly and so many rebuilding a chaos that was once ruled by Shadow Toilets... The leader behind WT?... Known only to be a man named "Ged Barry"... Rumoured to be an Chinese Jordy from Newcastle like...

Where is the funding for this new company army whose only goal is world domination?... Where is Ning Master at the worlds time of need?... What is Ning Corporations role in this whole situation... Who will save us now from the terror of Welsh Transit?...

But fear not!... For there are those who walk our lands who still live the dream that Ning Master once did... Men who have stepped up to defend our world against this new threat... Hero's who intend to surpass the great Ning Master himself... Of course... None of them know it yet... But one day they shall stand together and unite under one flag to keep The Legend of Ning alive...

Miscallaneous (Stark - Uncomfirmed(Thinking John travolta :p) Targe (Ste - Uncomfirmed) Mr. B (Brandon - Gary Boucy?) Big Kev (Thinking of in story name still - Kev - Vin Diesel) and SamueL? Johnson (Craig - DMX) must settle their differences and fight Ged Barry's WT... And find out... Whatever happened to Ning Master (Jack - Bruce Willis)

Its still a work in progress... But thats the plot in the most basic form possible... But there ya go... Legend of Ning... Does that not inspire you to give me some pics to work with on a main banner for it?....

lol... Lets hear what you think eh guys?...

Ning Master

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Jan 6, 2005

And so it begins.... Uhh.... Again...

Song: "Trust" Adema
Mood: Tired... Enthusa.... Enthusia... Whatever the hell the word is...

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Jack: I dont know... I leave you for five minutes Ste and look what happens!!....

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B: Moose?...

Ste: *Un hearable Grumble*

B: Moose....

Ste: Moose...

B: *Unhearable Grumble...*

Jack: ........

B: Moose...

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If there was one word to sum up the latest happenings in Jack's ongoing life of adventure since the last time I posted on this site... It would be... COLLOSAL...

For one... Christmas... And secondly... New Years day...

Anyhow... Moving on... Yesterday I recieved a phone call from a Russian whilst I was absent... I came home and heard the message he left on the phone before my eyes widened with alarm... Those Russian Mafia members had finally found me... They were finished with all the others... It was my turn to pass through the meat grinder and become a hamburger for some Russian with a huge moustache (Im talking about those huge ones where it moves and shuffles in all directions talking for the person) and a bonyeski like no other... No doubt his name will be Ivan... Or possibly Ian... Which reminds me... Steve's eventful birthday...

It was almost as eventful as Kev's Birthday which was so eventful... I dare to speak of it... The two of them are now 20 and Starks just around the corner... Scary stuff?... Nah... Age doesn't bother me... Not yet to say the least... When my spine twists the wrong way with age and both my legs collapse... About 20 minutes after I would begin to think... Im getting old....

As for New Years Resolutions... I had one but its cheating since I would of forfilled my objective in no more then a couple of days... A month tops... So Im gonna think of a new one... I was considering the topic "Moose Hunt"!... Roughly translated as going out and beginning to look for a future wife... But Im not that desperate... Not yet anyhow... If I reach the age of 47 maybe... Just maybe then Ill begin to panic.... Don't want to rush these kind of things and end up with some random orange lady just for the hell of it... Things dont work out that way in Jack's world... So my wonderful new years resolution?!... Its to at least write and complete one of the stories stored in that vault of a brain of mine :D:D:D.... Which one?... Dunno yet... But Id better act fast... Everyone uses up ideas pretty quick as both I and Targe can tell you many stories of...

So coming onto the next topic... Which brings me to the events today... For the first time in a long time... I had a bit of a breakdown and cried... Waking up at 6am in the morning isn't good... Oh no... Its not good at all.... its awful... Oh god!!!.... Awful... And what makes it worse... I gotta get up early tomorrow too... I rarley get a lie in... Last one I had was last week... Slept until about 2pm and got up feeling like sheet cause I over slept... I'm afraid to go onto MSN messenger these days... There are just too many people on my contact list and over 75% of them want me to make banners for them and such... And it really gets to me... One day... Ill say... F U Targe!!!... I mean... Nevermind....

Which reminds me... Jack's getting a little upset over LON!... He wants... I mean i want to make the banner I speak of and possibly make a nice little silly story for us all to read to go with it... But!!!... There is never a time were pics could be made... So come on people... Lets step up and do this thing!!... :(

Last notes... Ill need to recange midi music again since Crimbo is gone... (Yey to socks and boxies... No joke they have been a life saver... ((Another story for another time))) and so I need somthing more for the now... Ill change it when I can and try and find out where the hell my anime banner got too...

As usual... Keep Rockin'!

Jack... aka Ning Master

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Dec 12, 2004

The Wolf and the Babe...

Barmaid: What can I get you babe?...

Jack: Three pints of grolsh... Babe....

*Long silence...*

Kev: *Snigger* Did... You just call her babe?...

Barmaid: *Snigger*

Jack: .......... Yeah

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Ste: These are the chicks that do the Teen Titan song...

Jack: What the hell am I doing watching th...

*See's the asian version of the fonz... His second name turns out to be Wolf*

Jack: WHOA!... Its the Wolf!!!... Amazing!

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Lei: Tell me Jack... Why is everyone in your company very low on enthusiasm?...

Jack: Well... I'm glad you asked that... Cause there is quite a funny story behind it...

*Gets done in by everyone*

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The last week has been ultimi Bizarro!... Once again I have been lacking in an update and so forth here I am writings such things... It all started last sunday when I spoke the words to Rhea.... "This week is going to be a bad week"... Her reply... "I know...."... Its been very hit and miss being honest... Very hit and miss indeed.... *Farp* The events above just about some up the major highlights of the week...

For one... I'm on some mandatory corse that I can't seem to escape... Bunched up with scag heads as I prefere to call them... Most of them are kewl dudes and nice people... But at the end of the day Im still surrounded by scags and orange ladies... I keep pissing everyone off with what I call jokes that only insult everyone around me... But then I keep redeeming mysef with sly comments that have them all laughing... :|... Odd... Did Archery on Thursday and falling off mountains... Swear to god... First shot I did got the bullseye... Then after that... I couldn't hit a dam thing... Terrible :|... Was pure chuffed at first... CHUFFED!... Ab sailing was funny cause the girls were so pathetic... Made me laugh watching them roll across the board at the top whilst I chanted in unison with the others some rather offence things...

Ste was showing off his Sky when I went round to his on Friday... All we pretty much did was sit off and watch cartoons until all hours... After that it was Saturday and so forth I went to my father bears to watch the big derby...Blah Blah Blah... Bad result and such... Then went drinking... First with the old man having about five pints of stout... Meh... Just kidding... Larger it was... he kept winning on all th machines like he always does... So the night was pretty much paid for... Until I departed and agreed for the night out...

Was jus a bog standard night out... Me, Ste, Kev and B... Went the usual places and then the CH... Ste got off before hand however (Wise move)... So then it was just us three... Upon entering I had the worse game of pool on the worse table... I had a chance to win the game... Black over corner pocket... Ball on other side of table... I gave it a decent hit... And it bounced high in the air after hitting something that was under the green surface and flew off the table... Me and Kev left shortly have anyhow... Wasn't really our night... But that is when the problems began upon leaving the CH...

We spent about 2 hours overall looking for a cab I reckon... We seen many sites... Drunken men being unable to stand on their own two legs... Had me and Kev laughing... A bunch of lads questioning us wanting to know if we had a phone charger on us... :|... Bumped into Nicolas McKevitt I think his name was... Had a brief convo with him before setting off to look for Cab again after going back and forth several times... Then was approached by a poor young woman crying her eyes out... Some black guy had been following her... She stayed with us until he passed by... I urged her to go to the police or phone someone to pick her up... But she had it figured with him passed by she'd be ok... Freaky thing was Im almost certain that black guy passed us again about 5 mins later... Kev thought it would be best to go back and see what was going on... But when we got back had lost him... So we simply stuck it out for a cab...

After about fifteen minutes... I had to knock on the window of a parked cab by traffic lights and say "£20 if you'll take us to Anfield"... "Money Talks my friend... Get in" his relply was before we got in...

And that was our Saturday Night! :|... Crazy week... God knows what the next will be like

Other news: We have an ideal cast sorted out for LoN... Problem is I still need pics of everyone for the banner... Sponsership has been sorted as well as the assosiation... But I need those pics guys!!!... Pronto!...

Also... Changed Site theme to something more christmassy for this month...

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Nov 11, 2004

Hark! Taketh thy nibbles away from thee!

Mood: Happy if not somewhat annoyed
Tune: "Amerika" by Rammstien

*Farp*

Lets begin this session with a mellow beat... *Watches as Jacob to the left plays a mellow beat on his double base guitar"...

Once again I fell to illness... AGAIN on tuesday... It happened around 10am in the morn as I walked along the "Round" with my step dad working my socks off... I was alarmed when a freeranged egg... (Still shelled and fully intact) suddenly came up my throat and out my mouth dropping to the floor... It was the dam fish from whetherspoons on the monday night... (If you have seen the moive airaplane then you'll know why the egg was present)... This is the second time in my life I have been food poisened from what I recall... However it wasn't as unpleasant as the first time in VIVA LAS VEGAS!... My god... Death on a stick that be...

I was carted home and upon reaching that destination... Yes... The tradational vommiting process began and lasted all day until around the late hours of 1am when I was awoken from my slumber by a rather fluffy cat attacking my feet... I still felt a little off the day after but plodded on anyhow and now Im feeling much better... *ALARM* Holy sheet!... I just figured out something... Anyhow...

Havn't heard from sony yet about anything and Im having doubts that I will hear from them full stop... Whether it takes a bit longer then this or whatever... I am uncertain... Obviously so far the russians are not interested in Ning Quality burger meat... I will confess... It is an aquired taste... Bit rough and stringly... Not to mention it knocks you ill...

B has a week off today but we have done very little :(... With me getting ill on tuesday and still feeling off on wednesday I wasn't up for going out... Targe canceled the night of console 4 ( I think... Might be 5 or 6... No idea... Lets just say 4 eh?! :D... TOURNAMENTA! ) which was also unfortunate...

I could go on and on for ever to be honest but Im gonna wrap this up now as I used to get many complaints about the oversizing of my posts... Mow :(... Not much else to say except I am undergoing a major new "Legend of Ning" banner project... I hope for it to get sponsered by Craig's multimillion pound successful "When bastards Fart" production... Very few know of what I intend as the design will be hard to make... Anyhow.... Y'all keep it real now yar?

Keep Rockin'

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Nov 3, 2004

Have you ever dreamed of...?

Song: Feuer Frei!
Mood: Relaxed and happy

Thats right play the dramatic music or whatever... An Update is finally here... Tis about time too no?... *Farp*...

Lots and lots of sheet have indeed prehaps possible maybe not occured if you get the jist of my meaning... Confused?... You should be :|...

For a long time I have been meaning to update as a great deal of interesting things have occured latley... But now as I come to write this new entry... I suddenly find that I cant remember a dam thing from the last two months... What I can tell you though is that recently... Or more like a few minutes ago... I passed very important personal information over to Kev... aka Big Kev... So that he would then hand it to a big hairy scary man... Who then hands it over to a hot chick... Who then attaches it to a pigeon... Which then is shot down by a pigeon hunter... And so forth the pigeon hunter recieves the info... And then pass it onto the Big man himself... Big Dave I guess his name must be... He then deciedes whether or not I can have a certain job or not in Sony Computer Entertaiment Europe...

Little do you know that this company is actually run by Russian Communists... They gather people from the street using buses... Protestutes... Insurance deals and computer game job applications... When everyone arrives at the destination (Being named whatever the reason you were told to enter... My case Sony Computer Entertainment Europe etc.) you are then kidnapped by many armed russians who then take you to a great big grinder to be turned into grade F burger meat which they will then to their rebel comrades before they go on to battle... I know this yet I still apply...

Anyhow... It was Halloween a few days back and I went to see "The Grudge" :|... *Farp* Awsome film... Freaky as sheet... Had me looking over my shoudler a few times on the way home... *Shudder*... I reccomend seeing it... If you liked the Ring that was... Went out for a bit on the same day after the movie after Ste reiceved an anominous (Cant spell to save my life) phonecall leaving me and Kev in the dark... We later found out then it was none other then criminal mastermind Big Geoff... Or Kneen if you prefere... We could not refuse his offer for a drink... It was too dam hard to do... To decline would only lead to your death via BG's minions... Small little ferret things they be... We had a few drinks with him and his partners in crime, Starks!... And BRANDON!... Well one... Well not even with them... Sort of a good few yards away sitting on the comfy couch :D... A good night tho overall...

I was down with the sickness again... Wait... Ive already said that aint I? :s... Nevermind then... I plan to change the music of this site to somthing a bit more wintery christmassy soon... Might change the banner too and make a new one :D... Could do with either more crazy anime pics I can manipulate or just a few pics of myself... Being the handsome stud that I am... Thank you Garnet for your constant compliments...

As for today I was dam depressed this morning after since I had certain things on my mind... However when I got home from work I got a bath and put the old BO spary on (Awwww... You know like man?... Proper Bo!... Awwwww... Proper fit bird like.... Awwww You know?!...) Sorry just letting a bit of scouse slip through there... And now Im happy as larry... My sister has just came home as I write this so Im gonna go see her for a bit...

Keep Rockin'

Jack... aka Ning Master

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Aug 3, 2004

Forbidden Minds

Today has been another one of those days... I woke up around 9am... Went to sleep and had a dream... Woke up at 10:30am... Got up and fed the cats... Took my Antibiotics... Went back to bed... Had another dream... Woke up at 11:30am... Went back to sleep... Had another dream... Woke up at 12:30pm... Was kinda freaked out by so many dreams in such short a time so I got up fearing the next dream would be worse then the last... Ste then brought forth a giant Hot Dog I struggled to eat since the crappy bun was falling apart... My Mum then came home ending my days of house minding for this week... Ste went off to Craig’s and I couldn't go with him since I had to mind the child and help mum unpack from her tour de France... (My god... French are everywhere these days... I'm declaring this national French Week!)... Went to dads... had a haircut... Blah Blah... Now I'm here...

I thought having Gammy toes would be kewl having lots of time off and such... But it kinda sucks... I can't go anywhere that involves walking great distances wearing shoes... I can't run up walls anymore... I can no longer do that spiny thing they do in break dancing... I tried recently and felt rather fucked and deeply hurt when I failed... And it was nout all to do with the gammy toes... I wonder if this is what they call aging and getting old... Hmm... Who knows... Look!... A Pigeon! *Farp!*...

Its been thundera an lighteningara here all day... I used to be scared of the thunder when I was like... 6... I remember walking home with my mum from school and it began to thunder... I thought it was the Marshmallow man coming to get me and I wanted to get home fast... The stupidest things used to scare the shit out of me... However... The strange thing was that I was scared of the thunder... Yet I wasn't scared of my brother's bold challenge... Who can do the most bum drops on the upright pin?... The idea was to get this huge pin sticking upwards... Then we basically jumped on it arse first... It kept stabbing my left buttock and hurt like a son of a bitch... Had loads of holes in my pants... Thankfully it didn't go up the unknown... However I think Sam has a different tale... Making him forfeit... I was the victor and I have been dam proud of it since... The sh*t I remember...

For the last few days I've had a little trouble sleeping... Its why I wait until I'm absolutely ready to pass out before I hit the sack... I keep getting really scary and freaky images in my head during the night and its hard to think of anything else when I begin... Its really horrible when you can't stop... It comes to a point when you really get a chill down your spine when something horrific comes to mind and then its locked in your Skull... I had a terrifying nightmare not so long ago and its still fresh on my mind despite how strange it was... Doesn't help the old thought... I'd love to just sit back and think of other thinks like my stories or nice thoughts of chicks... Some nights I can just keep it out my mind... But most I feel pretty fuckin scared... I can't open a door without fearing something grabbing my wrist as I do so... God dam my f*cking imagination... its obvious to me that it has came with a heavy cost...

On a lighter note... I joined DeviantArt recently... Wanted to start making short stories or something... However I have no idea how to post stories or anything... So that won't be going anywhere soon... I really want to write... I really just wish I had it in me to sit down and write my main story... I really put all my thought into it and want to make a book out of it... I have other ideas but I don't really care about them a great deal... Just little short stories and fan fiction etc etc... I need some motivation... I suppose if I read through it Ill get back into it again... Maybe show a few people and stuff... Although I always get paranoid to whom I show it too :p... That’s just me though heh... Anywho... I'll finish there me thinks... Sorry it a'int a fun post like usual... I'll do something nice next time :)...

Until the mean time...

Keep Rockin'

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